Peanuts

I just have a few things to say about peanuts. First off, why are the shells so salty? I know you are not supposed to eat them, but I still want to know. Second- why are they textured like waffles? I don't suppose that anyone can answer these except God. Hmm. Here's my last one- WHO IN THE WORLD NAMED THESE THINGS, ANYWAY??!!??!?!? I mean, come on people- PEA-nuts?!? PEE-nuts?!? What a goof.

Brother For Sale!

Hey, my brother is being really weird and is totally creeping me out. Anybody want to buy a ten year old boy? Please? Okay, maybe you can just rent him.

Come Again?

lsdkfjsdilekfmvlndlkiefjlwefd. Do you know what that means? No? Well, neither do I! So we are totally cool on that subject. Totally. ( But if you do know what that means, please tell me!)

Ah, Christmastime. . .

It's that time of year again. I am trying to make a dent in my gifts for this year, but so far I am finding it harder than I thought! What to buy, what to make, where to hide it, all very important decisions for the holiday season to be a success. Still, even though things may not going so well, it all pays off on Christmas morning. Just to see the look on your siblings face as they unwrap a new Lego set (my brother's choice toy) is reward enough for all the hassle and stress.

Hey, Capt. Kirk, Where's the bathroom?

Today my science teacher told me that you can get blueprints for the Star Trek ship, the U.S.S. Enterprise, but that the ship doesn't have any bathrooms! On a 5 year mission, without a single bathroom. No wonder everyone is always so eager to be in the landing parties...

Happy Birthday, Julia!

I would just like to wish Julia Carrier a fabulous birthday! Miss Julia is now 5 YEARS OLD! Wow! You rock, Jules!